Step into a world of humor where boundaries are pushed, and laughter is guaranteed with these dirty knock knock jokes.
Perfectly crafted for adults, these jokes offer a playful twist on the classic format, adding a cheeky and daring flavor that promises giggles and gasps.
From pop culture references to bold adult-only lines, this collection is designed to lighten the mood and tickle your funny bone.
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Classic Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita Bath, especially after our last encounter!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita Bath, especially after our last encounter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey need to keep making all this noise?
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey need to keep making all this noise?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben naughty, come in and find out!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben naughty, come in and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer, I’ve been waiting all night!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer, I’ve been waiting all night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to spend more time doing what we love!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to spend more time doing what we love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo you up for some fun tonight?
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo you up for some fun tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike work long hours, but I always have time for you!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike work long hours, but I always have time for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tess.
Tess who?
Tess the waters, you might like it!
Who’s there?
Tess.
Tess who?
Tess the waters, you might like it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking, ready for some action?
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke who’s talking, ready for some action?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buck.
Buck who?
Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride!
Who’s there?
Buck.
Buck who?
Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride!
Short and Sweet Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan to get a little closer?
Who’s there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan to get a little closer?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy meet me at my place for a drink?
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy meet me at my place for a drink?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vate your night with me?
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-vate your night with me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what you’re hiding!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what you’re hiding!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, no hands!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, no hands!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel more secrets, let’s spill!
Who’s there?
Noel.
Noel who?
Noel more secrets, let’s spill!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu-pendous night, don’t you think?
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu-pendous night, don’t you think?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Levi.
Levi who?
Levi your worries and join me!
Who’s there?
Levi.
Levi who?
Levi your worries and join me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda do something wild?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda do something wild?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ways ready for a good time!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ways ready for a good time!
Adult-Only Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and let me show you!
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and let me show you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muff.
Muff who?
Muff your day hasn’t been too hard!
Who’s there?
Muff.
Muff who?
Muff your day hasn’t been too hard!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh want to come over, just say the word!
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh want to come over, just say the word!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we should stop? Not yet!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we should stop? Not yet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne you gonna let me in?
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne you gonna let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour of you would be delightful!
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour of you would be delightful!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima-gine all the fun we could have!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima-gine all the fun we could have!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie be up for some adventure tonight?
Who’s there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie be up for some adventure tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, I can’t wait!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, I can’t wait!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back, you made the right choice!
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back, you made the right choice!
Playful Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in right now!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’ve got some catching up to do!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’ve got some catching up to do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and let’s get to the fun part!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split and let’s get to the fun part!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank me later for all the fun we’ll have!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank me later for all the fun we’ll have!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be yours tonight, if you let me!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be yours tonight, if you let me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says get mooo-ving, let’s play!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says get mooo-ving, let’s play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t matter, open up and see!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t matter, open up and see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a love letter, wanna read it together?
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a love letter, wanna read it together?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me come inside, it’s cold out here!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me come inside, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me later for a good time, or now?
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me later for a good time, or now?
Naughty Knock Knock Jokes for Friends
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al make you laugh if you let me in!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al make you laugh if you let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna you wish you knew what’s coming next?
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna you wish you knew what’s coming next?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clark Kent.
Clark Kent who?
Clark Kent believe how fun this could be!
Who’s there?
Clark Kent.
Clark Kent who?
Clark Kent believe how fun this could be!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Ed like to get to know you better!
Who’s there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Ed like to get to know you better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you’re here, let’s party!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness you’re here, let’s party!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden you curious about what’s next?
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden you curious about what’s next?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda way to having some fun, let me in!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda way to having some fun, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathwater, it’s going to get hot in here!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathwater, it’s going to get hot in here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for some laughter and fun!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for some laughter and fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what mischief we can get into?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what mischief we can get into?
Dirty Knock Knock Jokes with a Twist
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plore the possibilities together!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plore the possibilities together!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bieber.
Bieber who?
Bieber prepared for a fun night!
Who’s there?
Bieber.
Bieber who?
Bieber prepared for a fun night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin you wait, I’ve got a surprise!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin you wait, I’ve got a surprise!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than you know!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than you know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada door, but I can’t open it without you!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada door, but I can’t open it without you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and decide if you’re in!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and decide if you’re in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you’re going to let me in? It’s cold!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you’re going to let me in? It’s cold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche me, you fool!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you’ll see!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-de for you, let’s not waste time!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-de for you, let’s not waste time!
Hilarious Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me, let’s cuddle!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me, let’s cuddle!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, but who cares, let’s party!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, but who cares, let’s party!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey want to dance the night away? Yes we do!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey want to dance the night away? Yes we do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have a good time, it’s overdue!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have a good time, it’s overdue!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, you’ve got a friend tonight!
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, you’ve got a friend tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, I’ve got something to show you!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, I’ve got something to show you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than words can say!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than words can say!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you spend the evening with me? It’ll be fun!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you spend the evening with me? It’ll be fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver the moon and stars for you, just watch!
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver the moon and stars for you, just watch!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the best night of our lives, you ready?
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the best night of our lives, you ready?
Cheeky Knock Knock Jokes for a Laugh
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me carry this joke to laughter town?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me carry this joke to laughter town?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tutu.
Tutu who?
Tutu much fun! Let’s keep it going!
Who’s there?
Tutu.
Tutu who?
Tutu much fun! Let’s keep it going!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how sweet you are tonight?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how sweet you are tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at me, I’m a funny knock knock joke!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at me, I’m a funny knock knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to end a night like this, let’s keep it up!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to end a night like this, let’s keep it up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not keep me waiting, let’s laugh!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not keep me waiting, let’s laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar let me in, it’s cold out here!
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita want to keep joking, these are too fun!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita want to keep joking, these are too fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh, it’s the best medicine!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh, it’s the best medicine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be merry and laugh all night!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be merry and laugh all night!
Dirty Knock Knock Jokes in Pop Culture
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best, let me in and I’ll prove it!
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best, let me in and I’ll prove it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsa.
Elsa who?
Elsa you later if you don’t open this door!
Who’s there?
Elsa.
Elsa who?
Elsa you later if you don’t open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batman.
Batman who?
Batman your heart, you know you want to let me in!
Who’s there?
Batman.
Batman who?
Batman your heart, you know you want to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer the merrier, let’s have some fun!
Who’s there?
Homer.
Homer who?
Homer the merrier, let’s have some fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dory.
Dory who?
Dory on, but I never forget how fun you are!
Who’s there?
Dory.
Dory who?
Dory on, but I never forget how fun you are!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock the door, it’s time for a mystery night!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock the door, it’s time for a mystery night!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hulk.
Hulk who?
Hulk smash this joke, let me in!
Who’s there?
Hulk.
Hulk who?
Hulk smash this joke, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Minion.
Minion who?
Minion ways to make you laugh, this is one!
Who’s there?
Minion.
Minion who?
Minion ways to make you laugh, this is one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
SpongeBob.
SpongeBob who?
SpongeBob SquarePants, ready to make you laugh!
Who’s there?
SpongeBob.
SpongeBob who?
SpongeBob SquarePants, ready to make you laugh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kitty.
Kitty who?
Kitty cat’s out of the bag, let me in!
Who’s there?
Kitty.
Kitty who?
Kitty cat’s out of the bag, let me in!
Bold Dirty Knock Knock Jokes for the Brave
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda spice things up tonight?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda spice things up tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beavis.
Beavis who?
Beavis and friend, let’s double the fun!
Who’s there?
Beavis.
Beavis who?
Beavis and friend, let’s double the fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin everyday, I think of you!
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin everyday, I think of you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny hopping over to something fun tonight?
Who’s there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny hopping over to something fun tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toffee.
Toffee who?
Toffee-n you’ve been sweet, let me in!
Who’s there?
Toffee.
Toffee who?
Toffee-n you’ve been sweet, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hector.
Hector who?
Hector not, it’s time for a little fun!
Who’s there?
Hector.
Hector who?
Hector not, it’s time for a little fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle on it later, let’s play now!
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle on it later, let’s play now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winter.
Winter who?
Winter you gonna let me in, it’s chilly!
Who’s there?
Winter.
Winter who?
Winter you gonna let me in, it’s chilly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door, I’m here to quack you up!
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack open the door, I’m here to quack you up!