Welcome to “Knock Knock Jokes,” your one-stop resource for the funniest knock-knock jokes suitable for every age and occasion. Whether you’re looking to entertain kids, make teens giggle, or share a laugh with your partner, we have a wide selection perfect for you.
From holiday-themed jokes to light-hearted jokes for preschoolers, our collection promises to bring a smile to your face and joy to your gatherings.
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer, it’s way past your bedtime!
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer, it’s way past your bedtime!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how sweet you are?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how sweet you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do!
Who’s there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy at Halloween!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy at Halloween!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn’t shoe like to know!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn’t shoe like to know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside?
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink before we go on!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink before we go on!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you some wine!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you some wine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we’ll get there?
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we’ll get there?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in the mirror!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in the mirror!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more drink and I’m done!
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more drink and I’m done!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out tonight?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita another joke like I need a hole in the head!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita another joke like I need a hole in the head!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade on me, I’m coming!
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade on me, I’m coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo you one better!
Who’s there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo you one better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB who?
We will ask the questions!
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB who?
We will ask the questions!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked last time!
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked last time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry, it’s raining!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry, it’s raining!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, it’s cold out!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in, it’s cold out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing these jokes?
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue been all my life?
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue been all my life?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marie.
Marie who?
Marie Christmas!
Who’s there?
Marie.
Marie who?
Marie Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I’m freezing!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I’m freezing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from all this knocking!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from all this knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leonor.
Leonor who?
Lean or I’ll fall over!
Who’s there?
Leonor.
Leonor who?
Lean or I’ll fall over!
Dark Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo. It’s a ghost!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo. It’s a ghost!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot the punchline!
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot the punchline!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
Death us apart!
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
Death us apart!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire your schedule, I’m coming over!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire your schedule, I’m coming over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper who?
Time’s up, let’s go!
Who’s there?
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper who?
Time’s up, let’s go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you not to ask me that!
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you not to ask me that!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be alone.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be alone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny who? Penny for your thoughts on these jokes!
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny who? Penny for your thoughts on these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trench.
Trench who?
Trench you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Trench.
Trench who?
Trench you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karma.
Karma who?
Karma get you later!
Who’s there?
Karma.
Karma who?
Karma get you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raven.
Raven who?
Raven mad without you!
Who’s there?
Raven.
Raven who?
Raven mad without you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you why.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you why.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scary.
Scary who?
Scary thoughts, aren’t they?
Who’s there?
Scary.
Scary who?
Scary thoughts, aren’t they?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state of mind!
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state of mind!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn let the bedbugs bite!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn let the bedbugs bite!
Knock Knock Jokes for 5 Year Olds
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooo!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you talk to me like that?
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you talk to me like that?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, silly!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, silly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas all your troubles away!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas all your troubles away!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I said so!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I said so!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer!
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me with this Christmas list!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me with this Christmas list!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the Snowman is here!
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the Snowman is here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball fight tonight!
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball fight tonight!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tinsel.
Tinsel who?
Tinsel you say Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Tinsel.
Tinsel who?
Tinsel you say Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wrapping.
Wrapping who?
Wrapping presents is hard work!
Who’s there?
Wrapping.
Wrapping who?
Wrapping presents is hard work!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell be ringing this Christmas!
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell be ringing this Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pine.
Pine who?
Pine for Christmas at home!
Who’s there?
Pine.
Pine who?
Pine for Christmas at home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel on the tree looks nice!
Who’s there?
Angel.
Angel who?
Angel on the tree looks nice!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy pines for Christmas!
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy pines for Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
Snowflake, it’s cold outside!
Who’s there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
Snowflake, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle wish you a Merry Christmas!
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle wish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Caroling through the town tonight!
Who’s there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Caroling through the town tonight!
Knock Knock Jokes for Preschoolers
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice screamed!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice screamed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Moo-ve over, I want to come in!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Moo-ve over, I want to come in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear a joke?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear a joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice you a question!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice you a question!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheez.
Cheez who?
Cheez a jolly good fellow!
Who’s there?
Cheez.
Cheez who?
Cheez a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop your crying, it’s only a joke!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop your crying, it’s only a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl see you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I Roach you a letter!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I Roach you a letter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open up!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the park now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around, just open the door!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around, just open the door!
Knock Knock Jokes for Teens
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plained later!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plained later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting to tell you!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting to tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disco-nnected phone is driving me crazy!
Who’s there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disco-nnected phone is driving me crazy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce meet later!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce meet later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know I’m outside?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know I’m outside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willow.
Willow who?
Willow you be mine?
Who’s there?
Willow.
Willow who?
Willow you be mine?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke?
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out tonight?
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out tonight?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clark.
Clark who?
Clark of the door, it’s me!
Who’s there?
Clark.
Clark who?
Clark of the door, it’s me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open up!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack the door and find out!
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
Quack the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you very much!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you very much!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I love you to pieces!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I love you to pieces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear hugs and kisses!
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear hugs and kisses!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter believe I love you!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter believe I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you tell how much I love you?
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you tell how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose are red, violets are blue!
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose are red, violets are blue!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear wants a hug!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear wants a hug!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, my love!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, my love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne you be mine?
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne you be mine?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your valentine.
Your valentine who?
You’re my sweetheart, Valentine!
Who’s there?
Your valentine.
Your valentine who?
You’re my sweetheart, Valentine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad we’re together?
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad we’re together?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
February.
February who?
February-where we go, I’m yours!
Who’s there?
February.
February who?
February-where we go, I’m yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love me tender, love me sweet!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love me tender, love me sweet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear loves you!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear loves you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud you be mine forever?
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud you be mine forever?
Knock Knock Jokes for Couples
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love the way you knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love the way you knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forever.
Forever who?
Forever need you!
Who’s there?
Forever.
Forever who?
Forever need you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo hoo, I love you!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo hoo, I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and Juliet forever!
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo and Juliet forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, I love you so much!
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, I love you so much!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Match.
Match who?
Match made in heaven!
Who’s there?
Match.
Match who?
Match made in heaven!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad we’re together?
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you glad we’re together?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moonlit dinner for two?
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moonlit dinner for two?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puzzle.
Puzzle who?
Puzzle perfect couple!
Who’s there?
Puzzle.
Puzzle who?
Puzzle perfect couple!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, my love!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, my love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bingo.
Bingo who?
Bingo, I’m yours!
Who’s there?
Bingo.
Bingo who?
Bingo, I’m yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around, I love you!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion around, I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lovebird.
Lovebird who?
Lovebird you belong with me!
Who’s there?
Lovebird.
Lovebird who?
Lovebird you belong with me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seal.
Seal who?
Seal the deal and marry me!
Who’s there?
Seal.
Seal who?
Seal the deal and marry me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love forever?
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love forever?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine to be with you!
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine to be with you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou?
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugs.
Hugs who?
Hugs and kisses forever!
Who’s there?
Hugs.
Hugs who?
Hugs and kisses forever!